Twisted Sister

Awe fuck! I mean fudge. You know, fudge, like in the yummy stuff. Anyway, so I went and wrote this whole thing – and no my dog didn’t eat my home work. I went and wrote this whole thing, and just scribbled, as much as a keyboard can scribble, and it probably was good, but now I’m thinking well, hells bells, how can I put this down, even though they said to just write, which I did. But then I finish, and I look at the screen, do a, am I loose yet inner dialogue. And I call Mr Quantum to listen to it, but then I switch to the assignment page and actually read it.

Seriously!?! I missed the part where it was supposed to be 20 minutes. I don’t know how long it was that I wrote. Could have been 20. We determined that we came in here at 9:40, and I was stopped, staring at the screen giving it the 3rd degree about being loose, and it was around 10:12, so maybe it was, but then again, maybe it wasn’t.

So, who cares? Like there’s some university writing 101 police sitting on my shoulder, the little kind, like the weird little creatures people expect us to believe sit there whispering in our ears about all manner of interesting things, about doing what feels good, vs doing what’s right…

HA! there’s that right and wrong thing again. Always coming up on that. Shhhhh…. I’m writing.

So well, now I’m at a sort of lull. my wrists hurt, or are numb from typing twice. And …. *raises my hand up sort of at eye level, and passes it from left to right, and in my best Meg Ryan voice, say, “Blank”*  just like in “You’ve Got Mail.” Did you see that?  It was great. Yes, yes, big romantic comedy watcher here, among other things… Of course, those other things are totally counter to that nice girl part of me.

Watching The Walking Dead… just got the last season, that ended March 31 or something like that, and I’m really looking forward to the next episode tonight. Though I have to say, they’re splitting it up. I suppose that’s the kind of thing which they have to do, you know? Too many people now. Like they did in the last season of Stargate Atlantis. Geez Louise, they pretty much paired off all the characters, and had the eps being all about just two. Really disappointing, though the end was pretty good.

So, again. I stop. Is it time yet. Mr Q is keeping time.

Nine minutes to go.
Level 9 – great show.
Number Nine, number nine, number nine. Wasn’t that in a Beatles song? I’m gonna look that up. I should know. Music Maven (is that the way to spell that word?).
Ninety nine bottles of beer on the wall. I’m in a car, and we’re driving. Driving me crazy. Crazy like a Fox… Foxy Lady Jimi Hendrix. I remember my first METAL concert was Hendrix. Madison Square Garden. It was … &%*$(#% good.
Oh really…. you can start this off with an awe fuck, but can’t say fucking down here. What’s up with that?????

You know, I wanted to make a nice impression on folks. Don’t want them to think ill of me. And… Wow, Richard. I remember how he was. Sitting in restaurants, and cursing up a storm. Loud, like he wanted the world to hear him. That guy was just plain weird. I can’t even say how weird he was. But he was.

Isn’t stream of consciousness weird too? You know, funny.

Funny as a bunny.

cute like a hoot

Owls hoot and remind me of the Hermit.
oh! Yes, the Hermit. Quantum Hermit.
Thank you very much ladies and gentlemen for coming here this evening. The show is about to end, and the curtain will close, and the theater will empty, and it reminds me of “Are You Lonesome Tonight? Do you miss me tonight? Are you sorry we drifted apart? …The Worlds a stage, and something about playing a part. They had me playing in love, you as my sweetheart. Act one was when we met. You read your lines so cleaverly and never missed a cue. Then came act two, you seemed to change, but why I’ve never known.” *sigh* those were the days.

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28 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. Christoph_Orr
    Apr 05, 2015 @ 23:29:35

    Your stream of consciousness is an entertaining read! There’s a lot happening in there.

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  2. calensariel
    Apr 05, 2015 @ 23:39:36

    OMG! I’m just laughing my arse off here. I can set my timer for 20 minutes and not even touch something as great as that! You are such a card! LMBO! Really enjoyed your “mind.”

    Here’s a present for ya: http://www.timer-tab.com/ It’s an online timer so Mr. Q won’t have to stand over your shoulder and giggle all night!

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  3. Jon DeLisle
    Apr 05, 2015 @ 23:39:47

    Very clever! I enjoyed this!

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  4. Heisenberg
    Apr 05, 2015 @ 23:55:42

    That was the most interesting bunch of 800 words(?) I came across today! 😀

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  5. platosgroove
    Apr 06, 2015 @ 00:06:51

    You make me laugh. Glad you are here. Strangly in a good way feels like another buddy along for the ride. Fun!

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  6. badfish
    Apr 06, 2015 @ 05:21:09

    Talk about ranting with panache!!! You da rant Queen, lady. But get this: I’m sure I signed up for this 101 course, but I was not notified of the prompt. I’m a little miffed, but then…I’m not sure I want to write every single day. It took me four days to write the last post for the Photo Challenge.

    And…look at my ovaled logo. I did get signed up for the commons thingy! Maybe I’ll do a 20-minute rant…in case I am signed up. But after reading your rant, I feel a bit intimidated to open my mind on the page…because I am the quantum introvert.

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    • Fimnora Westcaw
      Apr 06, 2015 @ 10:32:23

      LOL thank you! I can handle being da Queen… Or Guardian, as Gaian Tarot calls it. It was a long strange trip last night.

      You didn’t get my letter… If you can get into the commons, then you’re signed up. You gotta get that email thing fixed, but if you want, and you really did register, I’ll just send you (forward) each assignment. I know they’ll be doing it again another time if you miss this time. OR there’s the daily prompt page for W101. Let me know if you need that URL… I think you should do your rant tho, cause you da King!

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      • badfish
        Apr 06, 2015 @ 22:22:22

        It’s weird. I finally got the prompt for the Writing 101 course. I got your two posts in email, but no message?? What else is weird is that now that I’m in the course, I’m thinking I don’t want to do it, don’t want to write every day, don’t want to post a rant a day. Without editing. The lord works in mysterious ways, indeed. Or is it just that dang Libra-mind rearing an ugly head inside my head?

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        • Fimnora Westcaw
          Apr 06, 2015 @ 22:53:06

          You know, they said up front that if you didn’t want to post to the commons, or even to put it in your blog, but to use it in a personal blog, or journal, you could. They are just offering us the opportunity to learn about our writing selves. You can write, keep it for a rainy day, and use it if and when you want. Hmmmm Let me try to find the posts I sent, and resend them in a new compose mail though I think they’re rather moot points since you did get in. Still, just to see if the email thing is working for us.

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  7. jlmergler
    Apr 06, 2015 @ 19:50:28

    I find you incredibly hilarious and personable. I love your writing voice. And if you’ve seen some of my posts, you’d know that I also love the word “fuck” in all its multiple usage glory! Free-writes seem like they should be easy, but the freeness of them actually makes them really fucking tricky. Great post. Looking forward to reading more of your writing. 😊

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    • Fimnora Westcaw
      Apr 06, 2015 @ 22:47:11

      Thank you! Though I often feel like I’m taken over when I write. I never know what’s going to end up on the written page. But this has been, and continues to be a great ride!

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  8. lightwalker1
    Apr 06, 2015 @ 20:16:10

    Nice to meet you too. Thank you for stopping by and liking my post. I love your humour and imagination. I will be back to visit again. In love and light Cheryle

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  9. Shannon McArthur
    Apr 07, 2015 @ 18:03:41

    Aha! Writing again? Good! Keep up the good work – and fuck seems to be a good way to increase comments… more here than usual! Couldn’t be because you’re getting better, because you’re AWESOME!!

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    • Fimnora Westcaw
      Apr 08, 2015 @ 19:25:10

      (((((Sis))))) Thank you! You always make me smile!!! I’m in a writing 101 course. Goodness Gracious Green! But it’s good. It’s getting me places I need to go and I hope it’ll really get me to Little Girl Lost. I need to go there. And you’re just as awesome, yanno! 🙂

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  10. Ish
    Apr 07, 2015 @ 20:43:35

    Hilarious!

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  11. The Accidental Poet
    Apr 19, 2015 @ 19:45:56

    Very nice. I especially liked your reference to one’s lover getting their lines right in Act One but not so much in Act Two. That’s when Margie left me. Somewhere in the middle of Act Two. The play was canceled. Anyway, thanks for your “like” on Point of View: A Walk in the Park. I had a lot of fun writing it.

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